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fortune

http://data.freeshell.org/fortune.cgi
The classic Fortune Cookie program from UNIX!

A real fortune cookie from a real unix system. 

Extremely light and barebones output - no advertisements, no fuss - just plain fortune. Fit even for mobile phones!
    
3385 uses - Created 2006-07-04 00:25:36 - Last used 2021-10-28 01:07:22
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